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A HIGGS BOSON walks into a CATHOLIC CHURCH A higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest asks, "What are you doing here?" The higgs boson replies, "duh.... You can't have mass without me. . [Edited 7/9/12 11:54am] | |
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"Reply #1 posted 07/09/12 12:54am
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! |
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Reply #2 posted 07/09/12 4:00am
i actually got it i know u dont believe me mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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but i did 
Reply #3 posted 07/09/12 4:06am
A group of the world's top scientists walk into a bar, | |
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Reply #4 posted 07/09/12 4:21am
but how will this affect tom cruise??? mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Reply #5 posted 07/09/12 4:25am
| Okay...it should be "A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church..." But still... We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. |
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Reply #6 posted 07/09/12 4:34am
| WOWWWW... Its like your all speaking a foreign language because I dont have a clue as to what your saying... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ |
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Reply #7 posted 07/09/12 4:55am
| a higgs bison walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a gin and tonic "hey there's a bunch of scientists been looking for you" the bartender replied "but i've been right here all along" said the bison "they mustn't have been looking all that very hard for me if they didn't check here" "did you fill out your forwarding address card?" "why no i don't think I did" "then no gin and tonic for you!"
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Reply #8 posted 07/09/12 5:03am
New to the scene. Above average endowment. No strings attached. Just rush over, pop in and out of existence. 420 friendly... Let's do this! --Higgs Boson | |
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Reply #9 posted 07/09/12 5:12am
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Reply #10 posted 07/09/12 5:13am
all your jokes | |
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Reply #11 posted 07/09/12 5:14am
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Reply #12 posted 07/09/12 5:18am
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Reply #13 posted 07/09/12 5:36am
| found one!!!!!!! but, don't know if it's the Higgs' or not.
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Reply #14 posted 07/09/12 5:40am
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Reply #15 posted 07/09/12 5:52am
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #16 posted 07/09/12 6:00am
what i dont get is how scientists discovered the higgs boson but no matter what they just cant find the g spot
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Reply #17 posted 07/09/12 6:05am
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Sorry you get one of these for that one... By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #18 posted 07/09/12 6:33am
I think purplejedi is posting all of his falloff emoticons in a desperate attempt to get us to realize he understands the higgs boson, and therefore is smart. Who's with me? | |
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Reply #19 posted 07/09/12 7:01am
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. |
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Reply #20 posted 07/09/12 9:34am
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I have but the vaguest concept of what Higgs Boson is all about. But for you two, I'll keep posting the falloff emoticon if it means you'll keep thinking I'm smart.
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Reply #21 posted 07/09/12 11:45am
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I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Reply #22 posted 07/09/12 12:43pm
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Reply #23 posted 07/09/12 1:58pm
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Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, puss* |
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Reply #24 posted 07/09/12 2:18pm
| I don't think you people are giving this topic the gravity it deserves. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. |
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Reply #25 posted 07/09/12 2:30pm
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #26 posted 07/09/12 2:31pm
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. |
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Reply #27 posted 07/09/12 2:33pm
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Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, puss* |
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Reply #28 posted 07/09/12 2:39pm
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*snort* I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Reply #29 posted 07/09/12 2:40pm
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I mean...they act as if it doesn't even matter. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. |
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